What's In My Bag?

I don't think I've actually ever done a "what's in my purse" post, so here we go:

• Marc by Marc Jacobs patent leather wallet
• Marc by Marc Jacobs nylon cosmetics bag
• Pens (Muji, Uniball)
• Tissues
• Bath & Body Works green apple anti-bacterial hand gel
• Keys (house, mailbox, storm door, car)
• Fresh Sugar Lychee Eau de Parfum (100ml)
• Apple iPod Classic 160GB (for my car)
• Apple iPhone 4S
• Michael Kors watch
• EOS Cucumber Hand Lotion
• EOS Sweet Mint Smooth Sphere Lip Balm
• MOR Basil & Grape Hand Cream
• Jack Black Lemon & Chamomile Intense Therapy Lip Balm SPF 25
• Tatcha Original Aburatorigami Japanese Blotting Papers
• MAC Dame Edna compact mirror
• Excel Mist peppermint gum
• Cigarettes
• Lighter
• Advil

And what's in that make-up bag?

• MAC Lipstick in Viva Glam I, Viva Glam Cyndi, Scarlet Ibis, Party Parrot, Pink Pigeon, Flamingo, Watch Me Simmer, Lady Danger, Force of Love, and Cherish
• MAC Cremesheen Glass in Narcissus, Right Image, Japanese Spring, Richer, Lusher, and Boy Bait
• MAC Sheen Supreme Lipstick in Korean Candy, Zen Rose, and Blossom Culture
• MAC Pro Longwear Lipcreme in Love Forever!
• MAC Pro Longwear Lip Pencil in In Anticipation, More to Love, Etcetera, What a Blast!, and Kiss Me Quick
• Illamasqua Lipstick in Corrupt and Resist
• YSL Rouge Volupté Lipstick in 4 Sweet Honey, 11 Rose Culte, and 12 Forbidden Burgundy
• YSL Rouge Pur Couture Lipstick in 5 Beige Etrusque
• Chanel Rouge Coco Shine Lipstick in 50 Rivage and 52 Fétiche
• Chanel Rouge Allure Velvet Lipstick in 37 L'Exubérante and 40 La Sensuelle
• Revlon ColorBurst Lip Butter in Peach Parfait, Strawberry Shortcake, and Berry Smoothie
• MAC Medium Dark Blot Powder (in Give Me Liberty of London compact)
• MAC Lingering Eyebrow Pencil
• MAC Boot Black Liquid Eye Liner

I really need to learn how to minimize...